Fic Title:A Really Big Crush
Author:Andrew Troy Keller
Pairing:Lindsay Lohan/Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie
Summary:Just as she was about to go back to her hotel room,Lindsay Lohan suddenly bumps into Brad Pitt and the object of her personal crush,Angelina Jolie.
Warnings:Voyurism,female/female sex,male solo sex,male/female sex,strong language
You know,if I’m not mistaken,there was this little item of celebrity gossip on a certain website that says that at the VH1 Big In ’05 Awards,a New York born actress named Lindsay Lohan has told a reporter
that she has a really big crush on a Los Angeles,California native named Angelina Jolie.
That particular item has suddenly placed an idea for a fan-fiction story to appear inside my head,which happens to begin sometime after the VH1 Big In ’05 Awards event and Lindsay was about to walk towards one of the exit doors,only to have her bump into Angelina and her Shawnee,Oklahoma born lover,Brad Pitt.
And after she had looked at both Brad and Angelina and realized what she had said to that one reporter,an embarressed Lindsay has cleared her throat and said,”Look,guys.I’m so sorry about what I had said to that one reporter.You see,it’s just that…!”
But just as she was about to say one more word,an understanding Angelina has placed the tips of her fingers on Lindsay’s lips and said,”No,Lindsay.You really don’t have to apologize.It’s just that I was actually thinking the exact same thing about you and we want to invite you to join us at our hotel room for a nightcap.”
And then,after she has given that invitation some thought and realized that she has nothing to fear anymore,a relieved Lindsay has decided to go with Brad and Angelina to their hotel room for the nightcap.
Just then,after they had stepped into the hotel room and Brad has walked over to the wet-bar and fixed a drink for himself and his two female companions,he has handed two of those drinks to Lindsay and Angelina,raised up his glass and said,”And now,I would like to propose a toast.To Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie,two of the most beautiful women in the entire history of Hollywood cinema.”
And after they had clinked their glasses together and gulped down their drinks,both Lindsay and Angelina had looked at each other’s eyes for a minute or two and kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips,just before the trio had taken all of their clothes off,Brad has started stroking his stiff cock and Angelina has started licking all over Lindsay’s nude body–all the way down to her hot,wet pussy and carressing her firm breasts.
“Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it,Angelina!”,said Lindsay,after she has placed her hands on Angelina’s bare shoulders.”Touch me!Touch me there!Suck my wet pussy dry!Aaaahhhh!”
And then,after Brad has moved himself over to the two newfound lesbian lovers,placed his stone hard dick inside Angelina’s asshole and started sucking on Lindsay’s stiff mounds,Lindsay has suddenly realized that she was experiencing something that she has never experienced with any size group before,for she was experiencing pure and untamed erotica…and enjoying every minute of it.
Just then,after Brad has placed his stiff cock inside Lindsay’s pussy and started licking on Angelina’s snatch,Lindsay has started sucking on Angelina’s tits,causing a sexually-energized Angelina to place her hands on Lindsay’s bare back and yell,”AAAAHHHH,YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT,BRAD!DO IT,LINDSAY!TOUCH ME!SUCK ON MY TITS!FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”
And then,after they had started moving harder and faster and their lovemaking has made its final appearence in the sequel to the hit film MR. AND MRS. SMITH,the three newfound bi-sexual lovers had came and collapsed due to exhaustion.
Then,after they were all finally able to catch their breath and the two babes had placed their heads on Brad’s chest,Angelina has looked at Lindsay with a smile on her lips,placed her gentle hand on Lindsay’s cheek and asked,”Well,Lindsay?Were you able to enjoy your little experience with us?”
And after she has looked at Angelina and allowed a smile to appear on her own lips,Lindsay has gently placed her hand on top of Angelina’s and answered,”As a matter of fact,I really did enjoy it…and I really do want to thank you guys for it.”
And then,after they had looked and smiled at each other,Brad,Lindsay and Angelina had snuggled-up to each other and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover’s embrace.
Just then,as soon as she has returned to her hotel room and gotten herself all cleaned up,Lindsay was surprized to discover that someone has placed an envelope on her bed.
And after she has opened the envelope and unfolded the piece of paper that was inside of it,a smile has appeared on Lindsay’s face,for she has discovered that it was a letter from Brad and Angelina,which had said,”Lindsay–We’re unable to keep you out of our minds and would like to invite you to join us at your hometown of New York City to celebrate the New Year with the rest of the world.We hope to see you in the Big Apple soon.–Love,Brad and Angelina.”