A Threesome In London Starring The Legman

Story title: A Threesome in London staring The Legman

By: sharkboy

Celebrities in story: Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie

Codes: MF, FF, voy, mastur, pub, threesome, titty fuck

The story you are about to read is not true and never happened. I have no idea if Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie know each other or not. Everything that happens in this story comes from my imagination. Anyone under eightteen years old, or can easily be offered please stop reading now. Anyone with any suggestions for who The Legman should take next send them to sharkboy77@hotmail.com. Please remember
I am allowed to decline any suggestions.


A THREESOME IN LONDON
Starring The Legman

By sharkboy


Who happens to be The Legman? The Legman is a man with a God given gift to seduce any woman who he finds her legs attractive. The woman might fight and not wish to do it, but the sexier he finds her legs the less chance that woman has to escape his powers.

The Story

I and Gwen Stefani get off of a plane outside of London, and I both love and hate London so much. I love how the city looks and feels and the people are marvelous. My problem with the entire country of England has to be the food. The english do not have a clue on how to make a decent meal, and the food can sometimes make me ill. The women can always bring me back from my illness too. “So, Stacy do you like the food in London?”

“All I can say of London’s cooking is thank God for the golden arches.” Gwen smiles at me from behind her sunglasses and her red wig. Gwen looks great as a redhead, and the wig, glasses and her clothes have taken the pests who want to take pictures of her off her back. This is not unusual for Gwen when she travels and she wants some privacy. She takes the name Stacy Towers when she travels too.

It takes me a moment to get her joke and I laugh a little too hard and Gwen gives me a look. “Please do not do that. It’s insulting.” Gwen shakes her head, as we walk. “My people do that and I so want to strangle them too.”

“You get that all of the time, huh?” I smile, as Gwen shakes her head no.

“People who do that drive me nuts.” Gwen looks up at me, and my eyes go over her body. At my request she wears blue jeans, because I didn’t want to spend the entire ride across the Atlantic screwing her in the bathroom. Why did I not want that? Do I have respect for Gwen Stefani? Dear lord no!

“You mean people who laugh at lame jokes to kiss your ass? I litterly will kiss your ass if I wished to do so.” I smile at Gwen, and she smiles up at me. She blushes some, as we make our way through the checkpoints.

“Dude, you have done things to my body that would get your ass kicked if my daddy ever heard it happened.” Gwen blushes, because both she and I are such animals in bed. The sexual chemistry we share is so great. I am a little concerned that a third might mess this up.

“Yes, many men would stone me if they heard what you, and I have shared together.” I smile at the very sexy Gwen Stefani.

“So, you think I rate somewhere with most men? Most people know me as the wife to the former lead singer of Bush.” Gwen shakes her head, as she and I pass through security. Gwen could not be more full of shit too if she had a toliet bowl on her head. People know Gavin Rosedale as Mr. Gwen Stefani.

As we pass one of the men look her in the eyes, and he passes her a piece of paper. “Ma’am may I have an autograph, I am a huge fan?” The guard smiles at Gwen, and then he gives her a wink.

Gwen then smiles, as she slides the paper back and she asks. “Write down your address so I can send you an autograph picture?” The guy does and she takes the address and she reads it. “Very sweet, but I can’t. I will send you a picture.”

It does not take Gwen and I long to get past security, and we begin to walk away from the man, and he yells. “I love you Madonna,” and Gwen freezes in her tracks. She bites her lip, as she looks back at the man with hate. She does not say a word, as my arm goes around her hips.

“Tony… why do people think I am Madonna?” She asks, as tears roll down her cheeks. Gwen does not call me by my real name, but by my fake passport name. I use Tony Stark who happens to be Marvel Comics, Iron Man.

“Some people live in the past, besides of the fact that you are both sexy light hair blondes some people are morons. Gwen are you alright?”

“Can you hold me Tony. Many people make that mistake. Think I should die my hair to something else beside blonde?”

I then say what so many men would say, as I think of Gwen Stefani with any other hair color. “Gwen, you look great as a blonde. Keep it that way.” I tell her before we get into a taxi cab, and the driver can tell that she happens to be the lead singer of No Doubt, Gwen Stefani. YAY! If he called her Madonna too it would have shattered Gwen.


Gwen and I come into the ultra expensive hotel that I could never truly afford, and somehow I keep my mouth shut while I look around. Gwen smiles, as I look around the hotel lobby. “So, do we know which room to go to, or do we ask the person behind the desk?”

“Yeah, we have no idea who her name is that she uses here, but I do have the room number that she happens to be renting.” Gwen and I walk into the elevator. Gwen smiles as the doors close, and I begin to kiss her sexy neck. Gwen sighs as I kiss her neck, and my hands move over her pants covered thighs.

“I thought that pants were your weakness?” Gwen purrs, as I kiss her neck with such passion. My hands do move over her pants covered legs. With someone who I already had pants can’t do much, because when I fuck someone they always come back for more.

“Pants limits my talents some, but those with fine legs usually cannot fight my hands.” My fingers move to her pants and they unsnap them, and then I begin to unzip her pants.

Her eyes roll, as I kiss her neck and her pants move down her knees. My hands then begin to move over her bare flesh, and she shakes so hard. “Oh God…” My hand then moves to her soaked and wet panties.

Gwen moans so loud, as my hands move over her vagina still covered by panties, and my other hand moves over her sexy thigh. I then begin to move her panties down to her knees, and she shakes so hard. She then asks what happens if someone comes into the elevator while we make love. “They get a great show then.”

Then my hand moves over her wet vagina and she breathes so hard and heavy. She places her hands against the elevator and she pushes so hard. “Screw me Master! Screw me so hard!” Gwen presses her eyes closed, as I remove my hands from her beautiful body.

I then move my pants to my knees and my eyes look at the perfect ass that belongs to Mrs. Gavin Rosedale and I smile so wide. I then place my penis between her legs, and she shivers so hard. “Gwen, may I fuck you fine ass?”

Gwen shakes her head no, as her body breaks out into goosebumps. My hands then move over her pefect ass. “I beg you not to do so.” Gwen shakes her head no once again. “No man has ever done that to me, so please don’t.”

I respond by sliding my penis into her wet pussy, and Gwen shivers so hard. It works in a little bit easier than it did the last few times that we’ve fucked. Her pussy might not be able to become smaller if I fuck her to often. Do I really care? No, I do. She might have to explain things to Gavin when he fucks her next.

She moans loud, as I begin to fuck her so hard. Her eyes roll, as I screw her with such power. Gwen wraps her legs around my calves so I can fuck her so hard. “Uhhh!” She moans, as I fuck her so hard and she drives her body into my penis.

Then she orgasms all over the place, and I smile because I love how Gwen Stefani orgasms. Any of you who have fantasies of how she orgasms I doubt it can even come close to the real act. Then when we both open our eyes we both gasp so hard. A nun stands before us, and I have come face to face with this nun before. This time she does walk into the elevator and she looks at me and Gwen.

Both Gwen and I truly pull up our pants with haste, and the nun looks at us. She’s not a bad looking nun, but I could never screw her or could I? “Mrs. Stefani, the last time I checked you were married.”

“I still am…” Gwen looks away from her, and she stares at the wall. Tears stream down her cheeks as this happens.

“So, you husband does not know of this sin?” She does not look at Gwen, but we can hear the judgement in her voice.

“When I am with him I become so weak.” Gwen looks at the wall.

“The Devil sends him my child. Do not be weak when he comes to you. Be strong!” This sister does not have a clue, but I am not sure that she happens to be a real nun. A real nun would never wear shoes like that.

“Hey, I finally figured out what my dad did for a living. He rules the underworld!” Both the nun and Gwen look at me so horrified. “I guess that makes Little Nicky my brother!”

“Christ give me strength. I have caught him doing this with two more women. How does that make you feel?” She tries to look at Gwen all judgemental. I am not buying it one bit.

“Sister, this guy has had more women than what comes to a Bush concert.” Gwen smiles some, because she knows that many of these women come to those shows to see the handsome men who perform. Much like the men who come to her show and do not know any of the words to the songs that she sings.

“So, if he gets you sick he can get your husband, and maybe child sick too if you are still breast feeding.” I can see some of her red hair, as she looks Gwen right in the eyes. Gwen’s eyes begin to water at the thought of giving her husband and child AIDS.

The sister then drops her room keys and she bends down to pick them up. As she does I can see her toned and sexy calves. I have a feeling that if she took off that outfit she would have a nice body on her. This woman is no nun!

Gwen’s eyes then widen, and she gasps some while she strikes the stop and then open button. “Sister if you wish to remain a virgin RUN!” By how urgent her voice is gives the sister the idea that I might be able to do something that no man has ever done to her before. She lifts her skirt up and the lovely young sister takes off down the open hallway. As she runs she pulls up her long skirt and I can see her cute freckled legs.

“She does have nice legs!” I say, as I check out the sister that I never intend of fucking. Even I have my limits and those are not much. So far is has been minors and the extremely old. Now add ladies of the cloth to that list too. I then turn to Gwen to tell her that I made a joke that made a nun run away in fear, and I turn into her hand as she slaps me so hard. Ouch!


Gwen and I walk into the room rented by Angelina Jolie, and she smiles at us as she turns away from the female on female porno that she watches. She happens to be wearing a very short cheerleader skirt that her hand happens to be up. “Hello… what did you do to her?” Angelina sits up, as she looks into Gwen’s eyes. “Did he hurt you?”

“He was going to…” Gwen shakes, as she tries to get the image out of her head. “Our friend here was going to seduce a nun.”

Angelina sits up, and she gasps hard. Then she shakes her head hard. “Dude, there are things in life that you can do, and then there are things that you cannot do. Hitting on a nun is something that you canNOT do.”

“So, am I in the room with two extremely beautiful catholic school girls then? If yes were are the skirts?” Angelina then lifts up her short cheerleader skirt, and she smiles at me. I know damn well that she is not a catholic school girl. She would have lasted maybe ten second in catholic school. The place would have burnt down if she came inside of any catholic school or church.

“Guys… I might get my own room. I have some things to think about.” Gwen has some tears going down her cheeks. “I am so sorry.” Gwen is close to saying good-bye to me forever. Oh shit!

“Gwen, I am so sorry of how to spoke to that nun. People like her tend to make me so uncomfortable.” I grab her shoulder before she can leave. “I can’t use my powers on you, and I won’t make you stay.” I do not tell Gwen that I do not believe that woman to be a real nun, because it might upset her or something.

The beautiful woman named Gwen Stefani smiles up at me, as her arms go around my waste and she asks. “Mind if I watch you too get busy?” I can tell that Gwen has always wanted to see Angelina Jolie naked.

I look at Angelina and I smile, as I look into her eyes. “So, may Gwen watch, as I titty fuck you?”

Angelina blinks at me and then she smiles a cocky smile. “No man has ever titty fucked me before.”

“You really cannot lie. Do you know that? You would last thirty seconds as a secret agent.” I walk to her, as Angelina removes her shirt. I strip as my eyes go over her perfect body.

“One or two men might have titty fucked me.” Angelina blushes as I crawl onto the bed, and she looks at my penis.

I so love women with daddy issues and Angelina Jolie has some daddy issues. I crawl to her and her oh so sexy body. My eyes move over her sexy curves, and I smile so wide. I then remove her panties, and she shakes her head. “Why must you take all of my panties off of me and keep them?” I shove the panties that she wears into my coat pocket.

“Because I can beautiful. How many pairs of your panties do I own?” I ask, as my hands move over her large breasts. She pants, as her chest heaves so hard and fast. My errection presses against her flat and sexy tummy. My fingers move over her sexy flesh, and she moans so hard. “So, may I fuck those tits, or can only Billy Bob do that to you?”

The look of shock on her beautiful face is completely priceless and she gasps some, as my penis moves between her mounds. “How did you know that I only let Billy Bob do that to me?” She then looks at Gwen. “Does it seem like he reads your diary too?” Gwen shakes her head yes, as she giggles hard. “Go ahead my master tit fuck me. There will be no nude scene in my next movie though.”

I look to her left and I can see a jar of sex lube on the table, and I smile as I look into her brown eyes. I then take the lube and I hand it to Gwen. She squeezes it out and she applies it to my dick with care and lust. Then she applies some to Angelina’s chest, and Gwen does not look comfortable doing that. This might be a distaster waiting to happen. I ponder who would I choose between Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie.

Then I place my penis between Angelina’s mounds and Gwen gets the hell out of Dodge and she sits on the couch. He hand does go down her pants though. One thing I will say about Gwen is that she has to be as horny as I am. Angelina holds her tits together, as I begin to fuck them so hard. She licks the tip of my dick, as I titty fuck her so hard. Her tongue drives me so wild, and I want to orgasm so bad. The tits that belong to Angelina Jolie feel so wonderful around my penis and I want to cum so hard. “Cum in my face, Master. I have been a bad girl!”

She smiles up at me before her tongue begins to move under my penis, and I shudder so hard. I try so hard not to cum, and I look into her brown eyes. “If I orgasm nothing will be left for…” I look at Gwen, as she licks her lips, as she cums once again and I orgasm all over Angelina’s beautiful face. Gwen giggles hard, as her face takes my cum and Angelina licks it.

“Okay, Gwen were you badly insulted, because The Legman thinks that Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie cannot get him hard again?” Angelina gives Gwen a serious smile, and then Gwen breaks into a devilish grin.

“Yes, I am so hurt. Angelina, has it occured to you that he might not let us go?” Gwen asks a little bit afraid.

Angelina shrugs. “Can you imagine worse fates, because I can.” Angelina then licks her lips, as she imagines her and Gwen as sex slaves of The Legman for the rest of their lives. It would be one endless orgasm for both she and the beautiful American. “So, Gwen and I could go and get ready for round two, or we could nap?” Then she gives Gwen a sexy smile, as she suggests. “Or Gwen and I could fuck for you?” Angelina smiles, but it quickly melts away as the color drains from Gwen’s face, she tries not to weep in fear but Gwen can’t pull it off. “Oh… all you had to do was say no Gwen.”

The look on the face of Angelina Jolie suggests that she might break down and cry. I hold her hand, as she looks at me. “You promised me some three way action.”

I am not sure on what I should say to Angelina, and Gwen glares at me as she asks. “Are you going to make me fuck her?” Tears run down her pretty face, and I could never make Gwen do that. I also fear that Gwen might have a breakdown too.

Before I can say no Angelina chims in. “Babe, I do not wish to rape you. All I want is some woman on woman action. If he makes us we kill him later. Have you ever had Lesbian sex before?”

Gwen looks at me and she asks. “You remember that dike you used to set me up?” I nod yes, and she tells us. “When you left she had some pictures and she…” Gwen begins to weep hard, and Angelina stands and she walks to her. She hugs Gwen naked, as she cries so hard. I am so turned on too and I so hate myself for it too. I repress my urges, as we console Gwen Stefani.

“What did she make you do?” Angelina asks Gwen, as she cries so hard. Gwen has told no one of what she and Lucy did. She cries out of shame and fear that Lucy and those pictures might one day return in her life.

She then looks at me and Angelina and she makes a fist and he does an upper cut, as she yells so loud. “She taught me how dikes do it!”

“…she fisted you? That little bitch!” Angelina becomes so angry. “All of us do not do that sorta thing.” Angelina hugs Gwen, as she cries so hard. “Can you tell me her name?”

Gwen knows her first name Lucy, but she has no idea what he last name happens to be. I do and I tell her. “The person is named Lucy Patterson.”

“Where does this person live?” Angelina asks Gwen. “She got off of the tour in Boston, because she met a Lesbian who she fell in love with. She still has those God damn pictures of me and him! I was pregnant too when she did it too. I am so happy that nothing happened to Kingston. I thank God every day that he’s okay!”

Angelina picks up her cell phone on the table by where she and Gwen sits. “Hey Boston, I have something for you to do…” Gwen and I listen, as Angelina Jolie plots against some young woman who should be so far below her radar, but she made this mistake of making Angelina Jolie so angry.

When she hangs up the phone Gwen asks her. “Did you just put a hit out on her?”

Angelina looks at Gwen and I and she comments to us. “She will not die, but when she does die someday she shall welcome it.” Holy shit, what have I done?


I now sit on the couch, as Angelina Jolie holds a very timid Gwen Stefani. Her hands move over her shirt covered chest, and my powers play a small part in her wanting Angelina some. When I screw a woman she usually becomes so horny that she needs to screw anyone. “Gwen, may I remove your shirt?” Angelina begins to move Gwen’s shirt up over her chest.

As the shirt comes over her arms, Angelina begins to kiss her flat hard tummy. Gwen shakes and she shivers so hard, as she lies on her back. Angelina’s hands and lips move all over her sexy tummy. “How dare you go someplace with my legman wearing pants! He must have been in so much agony.” Angelina looks up at me, as she feels so sorry for me. I told her how my powers work, and what I feel when I am close to someone with sexy legs and I don’t screw them.

“If I wore a skirt on that plane everyone would have known that Gwen Stefani was on the plane and a handsome man who is not her husband has his hand up her skirt.” Gwen shakes hard. Then Angelina makes a fist, and her eyes widen big time.

I stand before either can utter a word and I tell her. “Angelina, if you even make that threat, me and Gwen are out of here before you can say oh shit.” My eyes narrow at her letting her know that I am serious. “Gwen, do you wish not to fuck Angelina?”

Gwen crawls away from her with her breasts covered, and Gwen glares at her hard. Angelina might have blown it with Gwen Stefani, and I can’t blame if Gwen never wants to fuck her. I crawl into bed with Gwen, and Angelina sits on the side of the bed, as she sulks some. “You like to be screwed like a lady don’t you?” My hands move over her tits, and Gwen shudders some. For how amazingly sexy her legs are Gwen has really sensitive tits. They might not be huge, but any man can seduce her with them.

My hands move over her sexy tits, as I kiss them some. Then I hear something that makes me so sorry. Gwen Stefani unzips her pants. “Master, remove my pants please. I am so hot.”

She and I kiss with firey hot passion for a moment, and then I look into her incredible brown eyes. “Gwen, you are always hot. The pants play no factor in that fact.” I then begin to remove her pants from her sexy legs.

I become so hard, as her sexy legs become free of her nice pants. I then look at her pants and I tell her. “Maybe I should keep these to make an example of you. How dare someone with legs like yours wear pants?”

Gwen smiles up at me, as she asks me. “What if it snows and becomes so cold? While the doctors saw off my sexy legs I can tell them what a crime it is to wear pants with these gams.”

“Who are you trying to shit? You live in California!” I look down at Gwen, as I shake my head and she giggles some. Angelina laughs so too.

“I do go to cold places you know. I am now touring Europe and that can be cold. Right Angelina?” Gwen looks at Angelina Jolie, and she has her back to us. She’s seconds away from walking out of here. I am sure getting a chill, and Gwen should too.

“Angelina, if you do not do anything bitchy you may join us.” I tell her, as I look at a smiling Gwen, and she nods. Sweet Gwen does not wish for me to loose my chance at an ultimate threesome.

She turns to us and Gwen smiles up at me. She then leans up, and she kisses Angelina with passion. Angelina kisses her back with fire, as her hands move over her breasts. Then one of her hands move to her inside of her panties, and Gwen shivers so hard. Her chest heaves, as Angelina plays with her pussy with such passion and want. Gwen lifts her waste, and she thrusts her hips into the fingers of her partner. Her body then begins to shiver so hard, as her eyes roll so hard. Then Gwen has a massive orgasm in her panties, and she shakes so hard. “Uhhhh!”

Gwen then collapses on the bed, and she grins up at Angelina Jolie. Angelina smiles down at the beauty and she asks her. “Can I take off those panties, or shall he do it?” Angelina smiles down at Gwen, and she blushes so bad.

“Here’s an idea. I’ll take off my own panties.” Gwen lifts her legs, and she slides her panties down her outstanding legs. She then tosses them to me and she smiles. How many pairs of panties that came off me do you own?”

“Actually, this makes three. Surprises you?” I ask, as I look into her eyes.

“Someone broke into my bus and he stold all of my panties. I had to have a rodie go out and buy me some new panties.” Gwen blushes, because this guy posted the type of panties that she wears on the net. “Then I had to fire the pervert.” Gwen shudders hard.

“Why, did he offer to put them on you?” Angelina grins so hard, and so does Gwen. Gwen then begins to laugh at the thought.

“NO! If he did that would have been….” Gwen then bites her lip so hard. “If he was working with me when he first screwed me I would have fucked his brains out of his head.” Tears then roll down her cheeks, as she asks. “Do you have any idea what you do to us after we fuck you? I have never cheated on Gavin before those hands moved over my body.”

“I know what you women go through after I fuck you so hard. You did not have it that bad to tell you the truth.” Gwen blinks at me hard. I then look at Angelina, as I speak. “She did not have things that bad either. The worst woman was someone who worked for the WB. She had a month where she became so vulnerable to anyone. So please do not feed me any bull about what happens to you after I screwed you, because some have suffered worse than that.” I roll my eyes roll, as I tell them that things were not so bad for them.

“So THAT is the reason why Charisma Carpenter hates you so much? Hee hee!” Angelina says, as she and Gwen smile at me. “She always seemed opened for business to me anyways.”

“Actually with how beautiful and sexy she happens to be sex has never been easy for her though. She has problems orgasming.” I tell them, and they begin to feel bad for making fun of her.

“So, she looks like that and she can’t cum? She must have been Hitler in her last life.” Gwen shakes her head hard. “Has she gone to a doctor for it?”

“I am not sure. I was trying to escape from those bitches before they cut The Little Legman off me.” I shake my head, as they both explode in laughter. I do not find that very funny. Call me odd.

“Little Legman! Who are you trying to fool? My arm is not that big!” Angelina screams, as she laughs so hard.

“If my calves were that huge I would be called Popey legs!” Gwen shouts in a fury of laughter.

I then walk to Gwen and her fabulous legs. I place my penis beside of her calf. “Gwen, you do have Popey calves! They are so sexy too.” I then begin to kiss her calves with such passion, and she shakes so hard. My hands move up her sexy legs, and she shivers in responce. My hands move over her smooth, white skin, and she shakes so hard. Her chest heaves, as I kiss up her sexy thighs. Her muscles flex, as my tongue move up her tasty skin.

Her eyes roll, and she breathes deep while my hand moves through her hairy bush. Gwen stops shaving down there for a few days, and it becomes a jungle. My fingers then begin to play with her clit, and she becomes so tense once more. I play with it so much that she has an orgasm. One thing that I love about Gwen Stefani is that she cums so easy. I lie beside of her, as Gwen begins to fall asleep from jet lag and exhaustion.

Angelina lies beside of me, as I begin to fall asleep too. Something then occurs to me. She has not cum yet, and I try to make amends, but she stops me from playing with her pussy. “Plenty of time for that my love. Tomorrow we shall rock the house so hard.”


The next day comes and I wake up, and I look at the ceiling. I reach for Gwen and Angelina and they are gone. Shit, did they go to breakfast or something? It would be so funny if someone reconized them and took a picture of them eatting together. The headline would read: ANGELINA JOLIE AND GWEN STEFANI HAVE LESIAN TRIST IN LONDON. I shake my head, because only the press can come up with something like that.

I smile at the picture of then sharing toast and then some music comes on and I look at the foot of the bed. Both Angelina and Gwen are at the foot of the bed in extremely short catholic school girl skirts shaking their ass to a song sang by Gwen. Hollaback girl or something like that. I am not a huge fan of her music, but I would never tell her that. I do like No Doubt. I just am not a fan of dance music.

My eyes move over the back of their sexy legs and the incredible asses owned by each woman. They both smile at me with alluring smiles. “So, who’s ass happens to be supreme? Mine or Gwen’s?” Angelina smiles at me, as does Gwen. I roll my eyes at such a question.

“Who has the finer ass Angelina Jolie or Gwen Stefani?” I look at both of their asses, as they shake them so hard. Their bodies are so different and so sexy. Gwen is so white that if she got any whiter she would become clear. Angelina is a little darker, but she is hardly dark. Her butt happens to be a little bit better than Gwen’s. Gwen has perfect legs, but her butt cannot compare to Angelina’s behind. “Do I get to ass fuck the winner?” Gwen goes stiff like I knew she would, and Angelina smiles.

“You can ass fuck me any time that you wish to do so.” Angelina turns to me, and she walks to me. “You remember my favorite game right?”

Hell yeah, I remember her favorite game. It happens to be the game I love so much too. “Shut up you fucking bitch so I can… rape you!” I grab her by the waste, and I throw Angelina on the bed. I then pin her, as I look into her eyes.

“Help me! Someone help me!” Angelina screams, as I hold her down, and I begin to tear off her clothes. I then slap her some, and her head goes with my slaps like in acting class. I am sure that she has taken a slap or two on camera.

I then move my knees in-between her legs and I part them so hard. Angelina fights me like a demon, as she screams so loud. “Help me! Somebody…Uhhh!” Angelina then shudders, as I tear off her shirt. My hands move over her tits, as her chest heaves hard. She then looks at Gwen, and then she looks up at me. “Eclipse.”

I get off of her, as she uses her safe word and she looks at Gwen. Gwen lets go of a lamp that might have ended up against the side of my head. “We are playing a game.” Gwen is also terrified. I feel like shit.

Gwen wipes her tears away, as she shakes some. Angelina gets up, and she hugs her. “I am so sorry.” This is the second time that she has hugged Gwen while her in underwear. She does not seem to mind a naked Angelina Jolie.

“Next time can I be clued in. I was going to bean handsome over there.” Gwen smiles some, as she looks at me. I nod at her, as I grin back at her. She was going to save someone she hardly knows from a big, bad rapist. She does have courage I’ll give her that.

“Maybe we can play a game that we can all enjoy?” Angelina and Gwen both smile at me wide, as she holds Gwen in her arms.

“Lie down on the bed then beautiful.” I ask Angelina, and she does it. I then set Gwen on her face after I remove her panties and pocket them.

“How many of my panties do you want?” Gwen asks me, before Angelina begins to eat her pussy. She shudders so hard, and she pushes her pelvis into her face so hard. “Oh God!”

I sit inbetween Angelina Jolie’s exceptional legs, and I look into the ravishing face of Gwen Stefani. Then I remove the bra and panties that Angelina has on. I kiss Gwen with passion, as I work myself inside of her. Angelina moans and she shivers so hard, as I slide myself into her. Her chest heaves so hard, as I work myself into her. “Oh my fucking God!”

Gwen shudders, as Angelina both screams over her and Angelina eats her pussy so hard. Her eyes roll, as I play with her tits while I fuck Angelina so hard and long. There are maybe three chicks on the planet who can hold their own with me in the bedroom and I am inside of one of them right now. Angelina Jolie can fuck me all night and Gwen Stefani is not to shabby too.

Then Gwen cums all over Angelina’s face, and she shudders so hard. My hands move over her tits and tummy, as I slam it at home to Angelina. Then both I and Angelina Jolie begin to orgasm at the same time. Her beautiful body rocks, and it shakes as my seamen explode from my body. Gwen moans so hard, as she has one of her standard five minute orgasms. God, when I fucked her at my home I made a ham while she orgasmed. She sure loves her orgasms, and I can’t blame her.

I countinue to fuck Angelina so hard, and her eyes are shut. I screw her so hard and long, and she continues to eat Gwen’s great tasting pussy. Gwen shakes so hard, as she grinds her cunt into Angelina’s face so hard. I wonder how Angelina can breath, as she eats her pussy with such lust and passion. Then Gwen orgasms again, as her face takes on a look of complete shock.

Before I know it Gwen is screaming like a banshee and I know why. “She’s bitting my pussy! Oh my God! AHHHHHHHHHH!” Gwen then screams in some note that I have never heard before, and the windows begin to crack. Luckily for us her lungs give out before the windows shatter hard. It will not take much to make them break on there own.

She nearly passes out, and I see Angelina slapping her thighs so hard. I can see that the star from Tomb Raider has nearly passed out, and I help Gwen off her face. I look down at a red faced and nearly passed out Angelina Jolie. “Angelina breath!” I shout, as she nearly passes out. I begin to fuck her once again, and her eyes spring open.

“Holy shit Gwen. I need to breath, bitch.” I stop fucking her before she passes out due to lack of air. Her chest heaves hard, and she happens to be very close to orgasming again.

“Are you okay?” I ask, as I look at her cum covered face. Angelina smiles at me, as she nods yes.

Then we hear a knock at the door. “Hotel security. We need to talk to you!”

The three of us get up and both Angelina and Gwen begin to dress so fast. “Dude, go in the bathroom, Gwen and I can handle these guys.”

Angelina and Gwen push me into the bathroom naked and my clothes are on the floor. I whisper to them. “My clothes are on the floor.” Gwen kicks my clothes under the bed.

“Let us in or we kick down the door!” The guards demand, as Angelina and Gwen run to the door in their catholic school girl uniforms. They open the door, as they take on such a sexy look. “Ladies… oh my God!” Both of the guard’s eyes become so wide, as they look at Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani in their catholic school girl costumes. The one that Angelina wears happens to be ripped to shit. I bet that she can use that to her advantage.

“Were we naughty?” They ask together, as the guards become so hard. Who the fuck can blame them?

“Some people have called downstairs, because they were so concerned. Were either of you raped?”

Gwen looks down, as she begins to explain. “Me and my new buddy Angelina Jolie were playing a rape game and things got out of hand. I hurt the windows.” She points at the cracked windows. “I am so sorry…” Tears begin to form in her eyes.

“You did that how?” The smaller guard, a man who has a thing for Gwen Stefani, looks at her. His mouth hangs open, as his eyes go over her body. This guy falls in love at the sight of her like so many have.

“She bit my pussy and it hurt so bad.” Gwen looks at the floor, as she does not like admitting what happened, but how else can she explain how she and Angelina Jolie ended up in a high rent hotel room together. “Want to see?”

Gwen sits on the bed and she lies on her back. She parts her legs so wide that they can see that she does not wear any panties right now. I can see her bite mark so easy and I am much farther away than the two guards. I think that Angelina had breakfast.

“Yeah Mark, someone bit her pretty hard.” Craig says, as he gets close to the beautiful and ravishing Gwen Stefani. “Would you like a pair of bites on your pussy?” The guy actually drools, and Gwen giggles so hard.

“We have two handsome young men before us Angelina and we are two slightly older and sexy viberate women.” She then looks into the bathroom, and I nods at her. “We could let the fuck our brains out for the comped room?”

“Yeah, we can say that a huge bird hit the window and then move you two into the next room.” The man begins to kiss Gwen’s calf, and she begins to gasp so loud.

Then other man comes behind Angelina, and he begins to kiss her neck with passion, as he cups her tits. Her horny body goes weak, as her legs become loose and her body responds to his attacks. “Gwen, is everyone all right with me fucking this handsome young man?”

Gwen knows what the question means and she looks at me, as she lies on the bed for Craig. “Trust me. Everyone… oh God..” Gwen shudders, as Craig kisses up her sexy leg. “It won’t be a problem…” She shakes, as Craig kisses up her sexy legs.

Angelina sighs, as Mark kisses her neck and his hands work on her large chest. Her eyes roll, as he lowers her to the floor. One hand then goes to her upper thigh, as she moans so loud. His hands move over her upper thighs, and he chest heaves so hard as it happens. “Can you remove your clothes?” Her panties are already gone too. I am so bad!

“Rip them off me. You know that you want to!” Angelina gives him that special smile that makes so many men cum on demand. Mark then begins to tear her clothes off her sexy body, and she screams so hard. “NO! Don’t hurt me please!” She screams in-between giggles.

Mark then puts his knees between her legs and she parts them hard. She gives him a look reminding him who happens to be in charge. “Did I hurt you?”

She shakes her head no, as she looks at Mark. “Remember, I am letting you do that?” She unbuckles his belt, before she begins to pull down his pants. Her hands begin to move over his average size penis. “Oooh you are so huge…” Angelina tries not to giggle, as she joshes him on his size. She then begins to moan like a whore, as Mark slides himself inside of her.

Gwen screams so hard, as Mark fucks her so long. He kisses all over her sensitive chest, as his hand moves up and down her sexy legs. “Oh God! Oh God! Harder! Bigger!” I have spoiled Gwen with my size and I ponder if I have spent the time that I have with Gwen that I have spent with any other woman alive. I can think of two that could come close and one of them is Jennifer Aniston. The other happens to be the super hot cheerleader that I fucked during highschool.

I watch as Craig fucks Gwen so hard, and Mark screws Angelina with such ghusto. Both women are so horny and very naked, and Angelina begins to cum so hard as she orgasms all over his dick. “Oh fuck!” She bellows so hard, as her chest heaves and her legs wrap around Mark.

Mark then cums inside of her hard, and his body shakes, rattles and rolls while he blows his load inside of her. Both he and the beautiful star of Original Sin hold each other, as they enjoy the glow of their orgasms. “Wow, you were more than what I ever believed you would be.”

Angelina kisses the man with very good passion, as she looks into his eyes. He happens to still be inside of her, and she smiles at the man who she fucked his lights out of his head. “So, I am good, aye? Glad to hear it.”

As they hold each other, Gwen can barely takes the size and the powerfuck from Craig. He has her in a position that she loves, and he licks her nipples while he hangs onto her legs. His hands move over them like any man who gets to fuck Gwen Stefani. God damn, sexy appeal has a name and it happens to be Gwen Stefani.

Then her eyes roll back, like they did before and Craig continues to fuck her so hard. Angelina’s eyes widen, as Gwen begins to become so tense like she was when she cracked the windows. She covers her own ears and she tells Mark and Craig. “Cover your ears before…”

Gwen the screams louder than I have ever heard any scream before in their lives. She makes any so called scream queen sound like a little girl crying for her mother. Somehow Craig continues to fuck her, and he orgasms inside of her as he takes on lifelong hearing damage.

We then all see a sight that no one not even Gavin Rosedale has likely seen in their lives. Gwen Stefani has an earth shattering orgasm. Gwen cums all over Craig, as he looks at her in shock. Not one person in that room has ever seen a woman cum like that in their lives not even me.

“I think I love you…” She says to Craig, as she kisses him so deep. I can’t believe it. Gwen Stefani has fallen in love with a security guard. What the fuck! I am seconds away from going out into that room to fight Craig for the hand of Gwen Stefani. Then something sad occurs to me. I never had her hand. I only had her body.

“Gwen, when you call a man by the wrong name over and over while he fucks you that pretty much says that you do not love him. You called him Greg and his name is Craig.” Angelina says to Gwen, as she looks at his name tag. Craig still has his shirt on. Its covered with cum.

Gwen looks up at his name tag, and she gives Craig a nervous smile. “Craig, I don’t really love you, but you gave me something I really needed.” Gwen wraps her legs around Craig, and she brings him in for a deep kiss.

“WHAT?” Craig says after he kisses Gwen back with such powerful passion. Everyone laughs some, because Craig never heard a word that Gwen said to him.

As everyone laughs at something that Craig does not understand a female pair of hands drop my clothes in the bathroom. Then I hear Angelina say to them. “Let’s move Gwen and I to another room and call for an ambulance for Craig? We’ll pay for the room and his treatment.”

Then Craig starts up the laughter once again when he shouts. “WHAT?” Yeah, I know we are all sick, cruel people. You don’t have to tell me that.


I then spend the next three hours in the bathroom as I listen to the people talk of what happened in here. Most of them like me can’t believe that Gwen Stefani has the pipes to do this kind of damage in here. One of the guys said that he believed her to only be some slutty American pop star who was mooching off the fame of Gavin Rosedale. I take a long look at the guy’s face so I can teach him some manners. This asshole does not even know that he had a small conversation with Gwen in the hallway. He hit on her too, so she’s not that big of a slut.

The whole time that people come in and out of the room I sit in the bathroom in my street clothes. Someone even took a shit while I sat in the tube too using my powers to go unnoticed and thankfully they worked on this guy. I would have escaped, but my powers to go unnoticed do not work on everyone. With the amount of people who came in and out of here my power to go unnoticed would not work on someone. That is all that I need.

It would suck to become noticed in the bathroom that belonged to both Angelina Jolie and Gwen Stefani. I am thankful that the hotel wants to keep this as quiet as anything that happens in these walls. The last thing either of them need is for this to come into the public domain.

I sneak out of the room after everyone leaves and when I make it out into the hallway I find that I did it at the right time. A crew of men who plan on replacing all of those windows come down the hallway. I am surprised because it happens to be saturday. This hotel will loose a lot more money if this room goes unrented for the night. I walk very lightly, as the men joke and chuckle how it will take them twice as long to do this job than it normally would. To tell you the truth, I don’t blame them.


Later I am in the lobby and someone famous to the people of Great Britan comes into the hotel. The women scream how handsome the guy is and I shake my head. How can this guy be considered handsome? Something must be in the water here. The Thames might not be quit right if you understand what I mean. I am not sure if the Thames River is used for drinking water, and to tell you the truth I don’t care. Then these people also consider The Beetles and The Rolling Stones hot too. I never understood that one.

My cell phone goes off when I get out of the hotel. I look at it and I smile. “Hello Angelina.” I just turned my phone on when I got out of the area where if I got caught would cause too much trouble.

“You coming back to our new room, or have we caused too much attention?” Angelina asks.

“Things have gotten a little to busy around here for me. I do not want any members of the media to find out what we have been doing.” I walk a little faster, as I see a pretty young red head with a short skirt and freckled calves. “Did I just hear Gwen Stefani yell Kevin Marshall get your ass in here?” I ask a little shocked. How did that kid get in London? I remember so well when she fucked him in San Diego after I fucked her so hard.

“Yes, and by how he fucks her I can tell that he has had her before too. Master, can we meet soon? I was kind of screw by the situation here. Gwen did not mean to make the windows here shatter. She wants to know if you are mad at her?”

“Mad at Gwen Stefani? Hell no!” I calm down some, as I remember her telling Craig that she loved him. “Where do you want to meet me Angelina?” I become shocked, as she calls me by my real name and I balk some. “My place in two weeks? I see you have been talking to Gwen?”

“She talks in her sleep Master. This might be bad news for her marriage. She moans your name when she sleeps.” Angelina says with joy in her voice.

“Okay, my place in two weeks. I have some prey to catch. Later.” I tell her.

Angelina sighs, as she asks me. “Your going to fuck the nun aren’t you?”

“Trust me Angelina. A real nun never would dress like that. Later.” As the wanna be nun gets into the cab, my hands move over her sexy legs. She shudders so hard. “Hello sister, into the slutty look today? I know you are not a real nun. Driver to the cheapest motel in the area.”

As I begin to make out with Diane Flemming an actress who currently plays a nun in a theatre company, my hands move all over her sexy legs and she becomes my instant sex slave. She shudders hard, as my hand moves up her skirt. “Can we make this faster Master? I have a show at 6pm?” I smile, because my trip to London shall have a happy ending. By the way she was no virgin.

THE END. Anyone with any suggestions for who The Legman should take next send them to sharkboy77@hotmail.com

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