The women of wrestling, past and present, all work very hard to be in the
best possible condition. While many of them are friends, they’re all very
competitive for the male audience’s attention. The most heated issue among
the women is who has the best butt. Good breasts can be bought but a great
ass can’t. That’s where me, Matt, comes into the equation. I am the premier
(straight) swimsuit/fashion/nude photographer in the world right now and I’m
also a long time wrestling fan. Of course I jumped at the chance to judge
some ass but it would be on my terms. Each woman will fly me to their house
for ONE DAY to sell
me on why they have the best butt in wrestling. I sent
out invitations to many women in the wrestling world and ten agreed to the
competition. Those ten are; Dawn Marie, Ivory, Joanie Laurer, Kimberly Page,
Lita, Stacy Keibler, Teri Byrne, Terri, Torrie Wilson and Trish Stratus.
Best Butt In Wrestling Part 2: Teri Byrne
by Josh Damon
The story herein is nothing more than a fantasy written by a fan of the involved celebs and in no way represents known actions of said celebs. This is just fiction and isn’t meant to harm anyone. Now if you’re under the legal age to view adult rated, NC-17, stories in your local then please turn away now.
It was time to find out who would be number two to get judged and
evaluated. I reached into the hat with now nine names and pulled out a piece
of paper. I unfolded it and it read – “TERI BYRNE”. The former WCW Nitro
Fyre. I spoke with Teri on the phone and she said she’s got nothing but
It was then off to Atlanta, Georgia to see what Teri Byrne had to offer. I
arrived at a modest looking how in a suburb of Atlanta. Teri answered the
door in a green bikini top and a wrap covering down to her knees. She looked
just as I had remember her on TV with the firey red hair. Teri was pretty
short, about 5’3″ but she had these real big breasts and a rock hard body.
“Nice to meet you, Matt, I’ll show you around later but now we’re going
the beach,” Teri said.
“The beach?” I asked.
“Yes, I’m going to demonstrate to you why I have the best ass out of all
the women. I can get anyone to do anything that I want just by showing them
my beautiful big rock hard ass,” Teri said.
“That’s cool but can I see it first before we go?” I asked.
“Get down on your knees,” Teri said. I got right down on my knees. Teri
turned around and took off her wrap exposing her beautiful behind.
“Kiss my ass motherfucker,” Teri said aggresively. I leaned in and
some kisses right on her tanned buns. Teri then wrapped up and I got back up
to my feet.
“That should be enough to hold you over until later,” Teri said.
“We’ll see. Hey, what are your measurements?” I asked.
“37 DOUBLE D – 24 – 35.”
“Damn, damn, damn, well let’s get going so we can get back soon.”
Teri drove us to a local beach which was fairly crowded but not overly
packed. As soon as we started passing people, I could see their eyes
out Teri. While the wrap covered her ass, her 37 double D’s were right out
there in a skimpy green bikini top. We walked past some teenagers on the
beach. A few steps later, Teri stopped and whispered to me, “Watch this and
be amazed.” Teri walked back over to the two teenage boys and introduced
herself. She quickly flashed them some ass by lifting up her wrap. The teens
were going crazy. Teri told them to meet her in the men’s washroom.
“What was that all about?” I asked Teri.
“Just wait and see the power of my ass,” Teri responded.
We walked around some more then headed over to the men’s washroom where
the two teens were eagerly waiting. “If you wanna see my ass then pull down
your pants,” Teri instructed. The two teens did as she said and they were
sporting wood. Teri took off her shall and turned around, giving them a full
view of her big hard backside. “Would you like to smack those dicks against
my ass?” Teri asked. Of course the teens wanted to do that. “Then you on the
left, if you suck your friend off, I’ll let both of you rub those dicks
against my butt until you cum,” Teri explained. Oh that’s pure evil, I
thought to myself. The teens were very reluctant but wanted Teri’s ass. The
one slowly bent down in front of the other! He was gonna do it! Teri smacked
him in the back of the head and laughed as we walked out of the bathroom.
“I told you,” Teri said.
“Wow, that was … well, hilarious,” I responded.
“I’ll give you one more demonstration, come with me,” Teri said.
We walked back to the beach. Teri got me to stand at a distance as she
out onto the sand in the middle of the crowd. Teri set down her towel and I
saw her reach into her bag. She pulled out a bottle of suntan lotion.
“Help!” She yelled out, “I need someone to rub this lotion on my ass!” About
twenty or thirty guys quickly formed a crowd around Teri. “I’ll let the
highest bidder rub this lotion on my butt,” Teri informed the crowd. They
started bidding and the value kept rising and rising until it was well over
1,000! Over a thousand dollars just to rub some lotion on her ass! When the
bids started to trail off, Teri waved me over. I walked over and stood next
“I’m sorry guys, it looks like my lotion boy is back but thanks for the
thought. Feel free to watch, though,” Teri said with a smirk. She handed me
the bottle of suntan lotion and bent down on all fours. I squirted a
amount of lotion into my hands and began rubbing it all over her large ass.
It felt so good in my hands, her hard, thick booty being covered with slick
lotion. Not one person left, they all watched and I knew they’d be
fantisizing about it later. We laid on the beach for an hour or two, talking
about Teri’s past in WCW. Teri talked about other things she’s been able to
get by flashing some ass. Free clothes, free meals, a big discount on her
car, anything you can think of just by showing some ass.
“How about we get back to your place and you can give me some of that
ass?” I asked.
“I hate to spoil the whole contest for you because the other girls ain’t
got shit on me baby,” Teri responded.
“You think so?”
“I know so.”
“Well you’ve got your chance to prove it, let’s go.”
With that we got our things and left the beach. Teri didn’t put her wrap
back on, instead she just let everyone gawk at her thong filled butt as we
walked back to the car. It was a short car ride back to Teri’s house. I made
sure to follow her in, with my eyes locked on her big gorgeous backside the
whole time. Once we got up to her bedroom, Teri rubbed her fingers down my
face then shoved me.
“What was that for?” I asked.
“I’ve gotta prove this is the best ass? Give a fucking break, you’ve
you know its the best!” Teri yelled.
“I’m not sure yet,” I responded. Teri shoved me against the wall.
“You’ve seen it, you KNOW its the best!” Teri said.
“We can find out if you just calm down,” I said and Teri smacked me
“Don’t tell me to fucking calm down! You aren’t man enough to take my
ass!” Teri yelled.
I grabbed Teri and sat down, holding her over my knee. *SPANK* I rattled
her big round ass with a hard spank. *SPANK* *SPANK* *SPANK* *SPANK* I just
turned her ass bright pink with some hard spanks.
“Is that all you got?” Teri asked.
I ripped Teri’s thong out of her ass and then threw her down face first
onto the bed. I spread her butt cheeks and spat a few times on her asshole.
Teri tried to crawl forward but I grabbed her around the waist and pushed my
cock deep into her asshole. Teri stopped squirming.
“Well fuck you got it, I guess you are man enough, so go right ahead and
fuck my ass,” Teri conceded. I laid forward, sprawled on top of Teri and I
started bucking my hips, pumping in and out of her tight asshole. Teri
her legs apart a little as I humped her ass.
“Yeeah Teri, you fucking like that cock pounding your ass?” I moaned.
“UNNNNNHUUUUH! UNNNHUH! FUUUCK IT HARDER! FUCK MY ASS! Ooooohhhh god fuck
my ass … ohhh yeeeah! Fuuuck yeah!” Teri moaned loudly. Teri’s ass was so
nice and round to bounce off of and made a loud smack each time my pelvis
crashed into her buns as I slammed into her asshole.
“Oh yeah take it hard Teri,” I moaned as I pulled back on her hair a
“Ahhhhhh fuuuck! AH! AH! Oooooohhhh sooo hard! Yeeah fuck that ass, baby!
Oh god fuck it good! Mmmmmmhhh mmmhhhhhh unnnnhuuhhhhh!” Teri moaned.
“You wanna taste your ass, Teri?”
I pulled out of Teri then stood up. Teri got up and dropped to her knees
in front of me. She grabbed my balls with one hand then started sucking away
on my cock, tasting her own ass.
“How’s that taste?”
“The best of course!” Teri said. She pulled off her bikini top and began
rubbing the head of my cock against her big spiking nipples.
“Oh fuck I wanna look at those while I fuck your ass,” I said. Teri laid
down on her back on the bed. I dove into her pussy, tasting her sweet
I then slid my cock into her wet pussy, getting it real wet. I knelt down
lifted Teri’s legs in the air. Teri lifted her ass up and I pushed my cock
back deep into her asshole. I held her legs as I started pumping into her
“Oooohhh yeah fuck my ass Matt! Fuck it hard! Fuck it baby fuck it! Ohhh!
ohhh! ohhhh like that!” Teri moaned and she started fondling her massive
“Let me feel those titties,” I moaned. I leaned forward and grabbed onto
her jugs. They were more then a handful but I just held on as I hammered
ass of hers.
“Ahhhh! Ahhhhh fuck! Ohhhh mmmmmmhhh yeeah harder! HARDER! Harder
motherfucker! That’s better .. even harder ooooohhh FUUUUCK!” Teri moaned
as I kept picking up the tempo, pounding her ass. I let go of Teri’s melons
and grasped her thighs so I could tear into her ass like she wanted me to.
I watched her butt jiggle with each hard thrust into her asshole.
“I need a better view of that ass,” I said.
Teri rolled over onto her side with my cock still wedged up her ass. That
gave me a great view of her big round booty as I slammed into it.
“I’m gonna win!” Teri exclaimed
“You just worry about taking it!” I said.
“Then give it to me, baby! Ohhh fuuuck yeah give it to me!”
“Yeah fucking spank my ass harder!”
“You gonna cum, baby? I bet you are!” Teri moaned.
“Ohh fuuck I am Teri, I’m gonna fucking cum on those big tits too!”
“You better have a lot of fucking cum to cover these!”
“Yeeah I’ve big fucking load saved up from tapping this fine ass!”
I pulled out and quickly moved up to Teri’s chest, spraying my cum all
over her huge tits. Teri closed her eyes, just feeling the hot jizz splash
against her jugs. I shook the last bit of cum out of my cock onto Teri’s
breasts. Teri rubbed the cum all around her tits, making those giant melons
glisten with jizz.
“Mmmmhhh that looks good … I want you to fuck these titties when you
can get hard again,” Teri said.
“What’d you mean, no?”
“Normally I would but this is all about your ASS so I’m gonna fuck those
big round buns!”
“I’m gonna slide my cock between your buns, just like a tit fuck.”
“Oh god that sounds so good.”
I laid Teri down on her stomach and straddled her big beautiful ass. I
nestled my cock between her thick ass cheeks then pressed them together.
There was a little more room between them then Trish’s cheeks. I starting
pumping back and forth between her buns.
“Ohh yeeah fuck those buns, baby, yeeeah,” Teri moaned.
I thrusted in and out of Teri’s buns for a good five minutes or so before
I started to near climax. I slowed down a little, trying to build up a nice
big batch of cum worthy of her ass.
“Oh fuck Teri, fuck I’m gonna blow,” I moaned.
“Let me feel it!”
I pulled out and with a few jerks of my rod, unloaded with cum all over
Teri’s big round ass. It was liking marking her ass done. Evaluation
complete. Teri played with the warm jizz as I took a good long look at
her ass. Afterall, this was a competition.
“So do you think I’m gonna win?” Teri asked.
“I can’t say. All I can say is I don’t see how you could’ve done any
better,” I replied.
I gave Teri’s ass one good squeeze before I left…