Charlotte Church Goes Wild
If someone had told me what I’m about to tell you I
wouldn’t have believed them either. But what you are
about to hear genuinely happened, just 3 weeks ago.
I was holidaying in Ibiza, having just broken up with
my girlfriend. I’d gone out with a few lads with a
view to drowning my sorrows, chilling by the sea and
getting laid. After the first week of the holiday I’d
achieved the first two objectives but as far as girls
were concerned the only thing I’d done was get a quick
grope off an attractive blonde called Carly. Maybe
just wasn’t trying enough.
But then it happened. We were in Harry’s Bar, a
popular bar/nightclub which was packed to capacity,
girls out numbering fellas three to one. And it
seemed all the girls were getting totally pissed on
the cheap wine, beer and cocktails.
The guys and I moved in on one specific group of girls
we had been eying up from afar. There were four
girls in all, one for each of us. As we approached I
recognised one of the girls.
“That’s Charlotte Church” I told my mate, Paul
“No way, man, you’re just drunk” he replied, himself
drunk on cheap beer.
But I was convinced it was the young singer. As I
approached I knew I was right. Charlotte’s round,
dimpled face was unmistakable.
The other guys all homed in on their respective
targets, Paul to a slightly over-weight Indian girl,
Terry to a skinny blonde, Martin to the brunette with
the chunky legs and me to Charlotte.
Plucking up the courage, I cleared my throat and
“Hi, I’m John…are you Charlotte?” I asked, nervously
“Yup, that’s meeee” laughed Charlotte, clearly already
the worse for drink.
I bought Charlotte a drink – a double Red Bull and
Vodka and we started chatting although it was hard to
hear anything over the pounding rhythm of the music.
However Charlotte seemed to laugh at all my jokes so I
thought I was doing well, even though I suspected she
was just totally drunk and would have laughed at
As we shouted at each other in an attempt at
conversation I marvelled at how pretty Charlotte was.
My parents had a CD of hers from when she was about 13
and even then she was pretty. But now, at 18, she was
stunning, her round face framed by gorgeous straight
brown hair that cascaded around her shoulders, her
wonderful large eyes, luscious lips. God I wanted her
As if in response Charlotte suddenly grabbed me and
started to kiss me passionately, forcing her tongue
into my mouth. Instantly I could feel my cock going
hard and I willed it to go down for fear of putting
her off. But it actually seemed to have the opposite
effect, as now Charlotte was grinding her body against
mine and kissing me even harder.
Eventually she broke off the kiss, started giggling
again and then, looking me directly in the eye said
“Have you ever fucked a superstar?”
I shook my head. Of course I hadn’t.
“You wanna?” Charlotte said, collapsing in hysterics
now. I wasn’t sure if she was serious or not but I
just took her by the hand and virtually dragged her
We staggered the 5 minute walk back to my hotel and
all the time I was convinced she would want to stop.
But when we got to the elevator Charlotte was on me
again, kissing wildly, running her hand up my leg and
cupping my cock through my shorts.
“Mmmmm.. Mr Cock wants to play!” giggle Charlotte.
We virtually crashed into my room and as the door
slammed behind us Charlotte threw me to the bed,
laughing in that soft welsh laugh she has.
“I want you to fuck me sooooooo hard” she said in her
delightful, soft Welsh accent and then pounced on me,
pulling my shorts off and releasing my erect cock.
Then she struggled to pull her thin dress over her
head to reveal her glorious breasts and huge thick
nipples. Her wondrous long hair fell down her naked
I could feel how wet Charlotte was through her thong
and I pulled her onto me, grasping her breasts and
grinding my groin against hers. Then I started to
pull off her thong.
“Just rip it” Charlotte said. She was incredibly
aroused and was dripping with sweat. I did as she
said and threw the ripped panties to the floor.
Between my legs I looked down and could make out the
neatly trimmed triangle of dark brown pubic hair
between Charlotte’s legs.
“Fuck me..oh god I want you inside me” Charlotte
moaned and guided my cock into her vagina. She sank
down, taking my full length into her.
“UUUUUGggnnngghghgh” groaned Charlotte as I penetrated
her. And then she proceeded to fuck me, bounding up
and down, her tits jiggling with each thrust, her head
thrown back with pleasure.
“Stick your finger up my arse” asked Charlotte. I was
surprised by this request but did so anyway and
Charlotte let out a loud cry as my digit slipped past
her sphincter and into her tight little anus. She
clearly liked this and began to ride me even faster in
“Harder…harder….oh yeah, fuck me hard” Charlotte
Charlotte’s face was now screwed up in what appeared
to be intense pain although I knew it was actually
great pleasure. She rode me like crazy, her hand
coming between us so that she could finger her
clitoris. The sight of the naked Charlotte Church on
top of me, masturbating herself, was almost too much
to take and I had to fight to stop myself from coming.
Suddenly, Charlotte stopped bouncing, gave me a
serious look and announced:
“I’m..gonna………..puke!!!” she cried and at that
jumped off the bed running to the bathroom.
Unfortunately she was unfamiliar with my bedroom and
instead of finding the bathroom she found the closet
instead. But unable to hold back, Charlotte vomited
into my shoes.
I lay on the bed, watching Charlotte bend over,
listening to her wrench as she puked all the alcohol
up. After an age she slumped face down on the bed
next to me looking very ill.
“I’m…soooooo..drunk..” she announced.
“Lets fuck Charlotte” I asked, hopefully.
“Too.tired..too pissed..” Charlotte answered and then
fell asleep! I couldn’t believe it. I had been so
close but now the stupid girl had passed out. I lay
there for sometime, hugely frustrated over the lost
opportunity, staring at Charlotte’s beautiful tanned
I got up to have a shower and in doing so caught a
glimpse of Charlotte’s perfect round buttocks. So
inviting. I knew what I had to do and even though it
was wrong I couldn’t stop myself. I clambered onto
the bed and pulled her ass cheeks apart, exposing her
little puckered anus. I licked the hole for a few
minutes to lube it up and then jerked my cock back to
hardness. And then I pushed forward, the tip of my
cock against Charlotte Church’s anus. Man it was
tight. Even though her body was relaxed from alcohol
her anus was very closed up and I concluded that she
had never done anal sex before even though clearly she
enjoyed being touched down there.
I pushed forward further and thought I was going to
rip my cock off she was so tight. But I had to be
inside her, I just had to.
I thrust forward again, sliding my cock into her
bottom. At this point Charlotte woke up.
“Wha.what are you doin….NO!!!!” Charlotte protested
as she realised what was happening. But by now I was
deep inside her anus and it felt too good to stop. I
began to thrust hard.
I grabbed at Charlotte’s luxurious long hair and
pulled it back so that her head rose from the bed and
then I began to ride her harder, pulling myself
forward with her hair.
Charlotte wailed. But then she started to relax and
to my astonishment she began to move back against my
thrusts, meeting my every push. She was actually
starting to enjoy it.
Charlotte grunted. Then she raised her body slightly
off the bed and let her right hand drop down to her
vagina and to my astonishment started to masturbate
“Are you.ok?” I enquired, now a little worried that I
was actually being a little too brutal.
god..aaaggghhhhh” spluttered Charlotte.
I thrust forward with more intensity than before,
slamming against her as I hammered her anus, buggering
her for all my worth as she rubbed urgently at her
clit, masturbated herself furiously.
“Aaaghhh..cumming…unnnnghghhghghgh” cried Charlotte.
Her body began to jerk in a series of spasms. I
couldn’t hold out either and I shot my load right up
her arsehole then crashing down against her sweaty
Exhausted, we both fell asleep like that, me still in
her anus. When we awoke hours later she was very dry
and her anus had closed up causing us both
considerable pain as I withdrew. But it had been such
an amazing night I didn’t care.
And so that was it. I never saw Charlotte again after
that and doubt she would even remember me. But it was
an experience I myself would never forget.