DDRx Part 05
Disclaimer: This is in NO WAY based on real events and in no way written to soil the featured celebrities’ good names. This is a FANTASY and the featured celebs may not necessarily act in these ways. If you are offended by sexually explicit material or under age, DON’T READ THIS DAMNIT! Please, don’t be shy, and send HONEST feedback or suggestions (NOT VIRUSES, YOU FUCKERS!) to my address, DDRXVENGEANCE@yahoo.com If you send me feedback, I’ll respond, and give you links to sites of my featured celebs! ROCK ON! WOOOO!
DDR was a normal
guy, without any money, until one day, his LUCK changed and won a stay at a hotel, where he met Hilary Duff, and got to score with her. As time passed, he got luckier and luckier, boning Hilary on many more occasions, winning the lotto, and scoring a job as a top secret celebrity man whore. In the “LUCK” ten part series, he fucked Hilary Duff, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus, Lindsay Lohan, LaLaine, Fefe Dobson, Shakira, Haylie Duff, Christina Millian, & Beyonce Knowles. After a confrontation with a part human, part artificial intelligence person named 9, he now possesses a serum called 9-X, that extremely heightens a female’s sex drive and erases their short term memory. This allows Hilary to accompany him to any of his clients, since they won’t remember her and rat her out to the press. Now the stories continue, as DDR’s phone number is known by all celebs, giving him countless clients! His “LUCK” still has not ran out, as his saga continues in the “DDRx” series.
Miles and miles had passed. I was enjoying the driving, and listening to music while I did so, but the fucking distance was the problem. Driving across the U.S. is a bitch. I have the money for a plane ticket, but I love to fucking drive! I’m a car enthusiast! But I was getting sick of it. Plus, it had been two fucking days already, and I had only encountered Jojo. I thought fate would allow me to meet up with three or four celebrities a day, not one every two days!
It was a cold night, and I struggled to stay awake. I was ready to call it a night. I needed a hotel. I was ready to get off at an exit, only to almost be killed by a swerving car.
“GET OFF THE ROAD ASSHOLE!” I screamed. I’m not one for road rage at night, but this was an exception. I was pissed, and ready to drive past this car, and give him, or her, the finger. I shifted to fourth and drove to the side of the person’s car. I looked, to see who was driving, surprised to see Alecia Moore, or Pink, as she calls herself. She looked kind of disoriented, but snapped out of it, giving me the finger. She then drove faster, and got off at an exit. I made an evasive right, not even signalling, and followed her out. She eventually stopped, on a lonely road. She drove into the grass, and got out of the car. I followed and stopped behind her car, turning it off, and taking the keys out of the ignition. I got out, reaching for a 9-X vial in my pocket.
“What the fuck is your problem?” She screamed, almost falling over. She held onto her car’s roof for support.
“Are you drunk?” I asked, not shocked at all. Pink is not what you would call a… classy, graceful woman.
“Fuck you, you asshole! So what? I’vvve druk and driben befoorre,” she said, slurring and mispronouncing her words. I chuckled. “Fluck you!” I flat out laughed.
“Fluck you? I believe the term is ‘Fuck you’. Jesus Christ. And to think, I used to think you were hot when I was like… sixteen or so.” She scoffed.
“What? I’m not hot to you?” I looked at how she was dressed. A super tight, black leather bra, short denim skirt and high black boots.
“Ohh, no. Believe me, you are on fire, but that’s just my dick and balls doing the talking.”
“Aww really?” She walked closer to me, almost tripping. “Would you tell your dick and balls something for me?” I rose an eyebrow, and crossed my arms. “Tell them… This is gonna hurt!” She jumped forward, and tried to kick me in the nuts. I evasively jumped away.
“Alecia! You better watch it!” I said, in a really pissed off voice. No one fucks with DDR junior!
“Sheesh. What makes you, or your package so special?”
“Well, that’s how I make a living!” She looked puzzled.
“What are you, a pornstar?” I shook my head.
“No! My name is DDR, I’m a–”
“DDR? Get the fuck out of here! You’re DDR?” Her attitude quickly subsided, and she became horny. Maybe I won’t need the 9-X serum, for her, after all. She got closer to me, and rubbed my chest. She slowly made her way down to my cock. She was hot, but for some odd reason, she turned me off. “How long are you?”
“For you? 0 inches! My dick is about to jump into my body, like a turtle’s head jumping into a shell!” She slightly pushed me.
“Fuck you! Why don’t you find me hot?” She said, sticking her chest up, giving me a view of her cleavage and impressive rack.
“Ohh, I do, but…” She quickly removed her top, exposing her boobs. My jaw dropped, as the cold made her nipples slowly become erect. She smiled, when she noticed I stared. I felt my blood rushing. “Umm… to answer your question…. nine. Nine inches.” She smiled.
“Oooo! Very nice!” She reached down and unzipped my fly. “So how much should I pay you? I only have two hundred bucks on me.” I frowned. Normally, I wouldn’t have taken it, but we were in the middle of no where, and I had an ever increasing boner that needed to be taken care of.
“Yeah, that’s good.”
“Great! I thought you might say no! The hooker I picked up last night, she wanted three hundred.” Woah! Hooker? I reached for my pocket and brought out a condom. I wasn’t taking any chances!
“Thanks for the warning,” I said, as she got on her knees. I looked around, to make sure that no cars were passing by, the dark road we were on. She reached into my pants, and boxers, and brought out my, half hard, cock.
“Mmm. Impressive.” Without any hesitation, she took my cock in her mouth and began to blow me. I know she’s sucked a lot of cock, because this girl can blow better than Hilary, and Hilary can give a good blow. Hilary’s a natural. But, Pink… FUCK! In only twenty seconds, she got me from half flaccid, to full blown bulging boner. “Mmmmmlmmm. Mlmmlmmlm.” Pink bobbed her head on my cock in a super fast motion, slurping up and down, giving me a really wet blow. She was obviously loving the taste of it. Amazingly, on her first try, she deep throated my whole cock, rubbing her nose against my pubes. I guess she wasn’t feeling so drunk anymore! Otherwise, she would have probably thrown up.
“Ohhh, fuck!” I said, throwing my head back. In this cold weather, I was lightly sweating and my cock was on fire. She continued her assault on my cock, for ten minutes. I held her head, motioning her to stop. “Okay, okay, you cock sucker.”
“Fuck you!” She said, annoyed.
“What were you just doing?” She laughed.
“Ohh, that’s right!” Pink pulled my boxers down, and unbuckled my pants, not removing them, though. She took the condom from my hand an opened it. She then set the condom up, in her mouth.
“What the hell are you doing?” I asked. Slowly, and lustfully, Pink used her mouth to roll the condom onto my cock, giving me a delightful shock of goose bumps. “That was cool.”
“I know, I know. I’m good.” She held my dick, and pulled it, guiding me to the right side of my car. She pulled the rear door handle. It was locked, so I unlocked it. Pink opened the door, making me think we were going inside. Instead, she just lifted her skirt, revealing her pussy, without any panties on, bent over, and held on to the seat. I slammed my cock into her pussy. It was good, but not tight. Damn, she’s probably had a hundred dicks in her! I started pumping in and out of her at a back breaking speed, making her moan instantaneously. “Ohhhh, fuck yeah! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh, that’s it! Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!” I continued slamming her pussy, making her wildly rock her hips back, to meet my thrusts, pushing my cock deeper. After three minutes, I felt her pussy walls clench me, and unload a steamy batch of her juices onto my cock. Unfortunately, I could only, really feel the warmth of it, due to the condom. “OHHHH! YES! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!”
“You have a dirty mouth! I think I should bang you harder for that!” I started to fuck her even harder, summoning strength out of nowhere.
“OHHHH YESSSS! FUCK ME HARDER, BABY! FUCK ME!” She put one hand on her ass, loving my aggressive assault on her pussy.
“Ohh, you like that, don’t you, you little slut! You get fucked by so many fucking guys, I’d ‘a think your pussy was dry already. But you just keep on cumming!” With my words, she came again, trembling uncontrollably, shuddering as she moaned.
“OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OHH-OHH-OHHH YEAH!” Fifteen more minutes passed, and my back was broken. I tried to hold it in, but I was ready to blow.
“Ohhh shit, this is it!” I pulled out of her, struggling to hold it in. As I quickly removed the condom, she turned around, widely opening her mouth. I detonated three long streams of cum onto her face. She didn’t even flinch, as I shot my hot, sticky cum onto her eyes, cheeks and mouth. When I stopped, she simply wiped her eyes, ate the cum on her fingers, and swallowed down the portion that was in her mouth. “Ohhh, you slut!” I said, out of breath.
“Mmmm. That’s the best cum I’ve ever tasted.” I shook my head and chuckled.
She paid me my money, and I went back on the road, towards my hometown of New York.