Darin’s Sex Dream

Darin’s Sex Dream
Author:Andrew Troy Keller
Feedback:Yes,I want feedback.
Fandom:Funky Winkerbean
Other Notes:This AU story is a birthday gift for Jessica Alba,who was born on April 28th,1981.
Pairing:Darin/Jessica Alba
Disclaimer:Funky Winkerbean belongs to Tom Batiuk and King Features.This story is not-for-profit,but I own it.
Summary:As soon as he walks into Montoni’s Pizza and sits himself down at a table,a Westview High School student named Darin falls asleep and starts having
a dream with Jessica Alba in it.
Warnings:Voyurism,strong language,female solo sex,male solo sex,male/female sex
Dedication:Happy 26th Birthday to Jessica Alba!–ATK 2007

It was on the fternoon of the 28th day of the month of April that a young Westview High School student named Darin has walked himself into a pizzeria known as Montoni’s Pizza,sat himself down at one of the tables and looked at the pizzeria’s big storefront window like he had suddenly became one of the cast of George Romero’s zombie-flicks.

That has caused a concerned Becky Winkerbean–who happens to be the wife of Funky’s cousin,Wally and work for Montoni’s owner,Tony Montoni as a waitress–to walk herself over to the table,place her gentle hand on Darin’s shoulder and asked,”Darin,are you okay?You look like you had been through a gigantic cheese-shredder.”

And after he had blinked his eyes and turned them towards Becky,Darin has taken a deep breath and answered,”I’ll be okay,Becky.It’s just that I could really go for some rest right about now.I mean,I really do enjoy being one of the Westview High Scapegoats.It’s just that I really do wish that Coach Bushka…would…take it…easy…!”

And then,just as he was about to say another word,an exhausted Darin has let out a yawn,placed his head on the table and fell asleep,which had caused an understanding Becky to realize that it actually was the result of Coach Bull Bushka’s training program just before she had taken a jacket out of the lost and found box,placed over the young student’s shoulders and given him a gentle kiss on the cheek.

That was before Becky had walked herself back to the counter and started reading an article inside an entertainment magazine that was featuring a certain hot-looking hollywood babe whose name happens to be Jessica Alba,which–in turn–has caused the sleeping Darin to let out a small smile and enter himself into a realm of dreams.

And then,after he had looked around and discovered that he has been placed inside somebody’s Beverly Hills mansion and standing bare-ass naked next to an indoor swimming pool,an embarressed Darin has placed his hands on his exposed crotch,looked around the entire room and yelled,”HELLO!IS THERE ANYBODY IN HERE?I REALLY DON’T WANT TO BE IN HERE!JUST PLEASE GIVE ME SOME CLOTHES AND LET ME GO HOME!OKAY?”

Of course,that was before a young and beautiful dark-haired maiden has lifted herself out of the water,climbed out of the pool and placed her bare-ass naked body in front of a wide-eyed Darin just in time for her to place her gentle hand on his cheek and say,”It’s okay,Darin.I really am glad that you’re here.My name is Jessica Alba…and as you could tell,I could use some real hard fucking right now.”

And then,after she has kissed a reluctant Darin ever so passionately on the lips,a small-smiling Jessica has taken a couple of steps back and started pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot,wet pussy and carressing her own tits with the other hand just before she had looked at Darin with hungry eyes and said,”Well,Darin?What are you waiting for?Are you going to come over and fuck me or what?”

And then,after he had suddenly started stroking his stiff cock right in front of her,Darin has moved himself towards Jessica and started licking all over her nude body–all the way down to her hot,moist snatch and carressing her firm breasts just before Jessica has placed her hands on his bare shoulders and said,”Aaaahhhh,yeeeessss!That’s it!Do it,Darin!Touch me!Touch me there!Suck my wet pussy dry!Aaaahhhh!”

Then,after they had laid their nude bodies down on the floor and Darin has turned himself around and allowed Jessica to start sucking on his stone hard dick,the male Westview High student has suddenly realized that he was finally able to experience the one thing that he has never experienced with any woman–even one like Jessica Alba–before,for he was finally experiencing pure and untamed erotica…and enjoying every minute of it.

Just then,after he has placed his stiff cock inside her asshole and used each of his hands to carress both her stiff mounds and hot and steamy cunt,a sexually-energized Jessica has placed one of her hands on Darin’s bare shoulder and the other hand on his bare arm and yelled at the top of her lungs,”AAAAHHHH,YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT,DARIN!TOUCH ME!FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!MAKE ME WANNA CUM!AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”

And then,after the two newfound lovers had started moving themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally placed itself inside one of the classrooms of Westview High School,both Darin and Jessica had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover’s embrace.

That was before some male stranger has placed his gentle hand on Darin’s bare shoulder and caused him to wake-up from his sex dream and back inside Montoni’s Pizza in the real world just in time for him to let out a sigh of relief and notice that it was the Westview High School english teacher whose name happens to be Leslie P. ‘Les’ Moore who has placed his hand on the sleeping student’s shoulder.

And after Darin had placed his hands over his face to cover the look of embarressment on it,a smiling Les has let out a small chuckle and said,”If I may say so,Darin.It must’ve been one hell of a dream in order to cause you to keep on sleeping with a smile on your face.”


Well,that’s the story that I’m submitting to your website.
Hope you’ll enjoy it.
–Andrew Troy Keller

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